Category: Mock Mom

Humor, Mock Mom, Sammiches & Psych Meds, The Mom Experience

QUIZ: How Many F**ks Do You Have Left?

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“There’s a growing epidemic across the nation of women, particularly mothers, declaring that they have no more fucks to give — that they just can’t care about stuff like they used to. Take this quiz to discover whether you’re at risk for running out of fucks.”

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Humor, Mock Mom, Parenting

You Were Right, Child on Airplane IS Trying to Ruin Your Day

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“This reporter went undercover to crack open a conspiracy that people with no capacity for empathy and large sticks up their asses have suspected for years: that there is never a reason for a small child to fly on an airplane. They are planted there by sadistic parents to make your flight as miserable as possible.”

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National Whining and Tantrum Throwing Competition Kicks Off Today

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Not to brag, but if this were a real thing, my kids would sweep the competition. Which event would your kid medal in? 
Humor, Mock Mom, Parenting, The Mom Experience

Toddler Calls Mom’s Bluff to Leave Without Him

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This scenario is dangerously close to happening in real life for me, so I wrote a fake news story about it. 

Humor, Mock Mom, The Mom Experience

Mother Admits to Never Feeling Guilty, Children Removed From Home

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Poking fun at the never ending cycle of Mom Guilt